Today, I did something I should have done two years ago. I went and got my learners permit.

I went to the VicRoads center in Eltham. There were heaps of trees around the place. To compound my embarrassment, there were kids there taking the test. One kid looked about 10 years old. Now that made me feel old.

Anyhow, (of course) I got my cheese. I felt a little chuffed given that I didn’t study for the test — and got a nice 88%. That comes to about 28 out of 32, for those who are lazy.

To preempt any questions: I will not buy you cigarettes. I do not condone smoking. However, Alcohol carries a commission of 5% (the LSD). The Lucas Service Deposit — Think of it as a friendlier GST. Special exceptions are a rate of 6.66% for mixed drinks (eg: Cruisers, UDL, etc) and 4.2% for decent beer (eg: Stella, Leffe, Corona, Coupers).

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